Bowser: I’m gonna do something I should’ve done 5 days, 8 hours, and 23 minutes ago. Potty the Piranha Plant. For being the first of your species to utilize all techniques and achieve flight, I dub thee with the title of official Smash fighter. (Puts a Smash Sticker on his pot).
Koopalings, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser’s minions: (Cheering)
Potty the Piranha Plant: Wait everyone. There’s… something I gotta say. I just don’t know how to say it.
Waluigi: I think I know what it is. After you underwent your long, arduous training and self discovering journey, you realized that you don’t want what you think you wanted. For what you really wanted, was inside you all along.
Potty:…Are you kidding?! I was gonna say your fly was down!
Waluigi: !!!
Potty: A Smash fighter? This is the greatest day of my life! (leaps into the air)
(Ocean Man starts playing)
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